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Creatine isn't supposed to taste good.
It's supposed to make you UNSTOPPABLE.
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Creatine isn't supposed to taste good.
It's supposed to make you UNSTOPPABLE.
No shaker. No mess. No sink. No problem. Why wash up when you can just eat it like a man?
Scoop. Mouth. Done. The most efficient pre-workout protocol known to science and lunatics alike.
Not for siters. Not for people who "need water." This is for the committed. The insane. The Bulgarian.
Crack open your creatine. Breathe it in. Feel the power of pure monohydrate.
One heaped scoop. No measuring. No scales. Your body knows what it needs.
Tip it in. Don't flinch. Don't choke. Embrace the chalk. Become the chalk.
Chase it with water. Then go about your day like nothing happened.
That's it. You're now operating at Bulgarian Lunatic levels. Go lift something heavy.
" Dry scoop it. Drink water. Get huge.— Bulgarian Lunatic, Amsterdam, Netherlands
Then go about your day like nothing happened. "
The Dutch are efficient people. Eliminate the washing up. Eliminate weakness.
Straight to the bloodstream. Straight to the gains. No dilution. No delays.
When your gym partner sees you dry scoop, they know. They know you're different.
In Bulgaria, creatine doesn't need water. Water needs creatine. Ancient wisdom.
No doctor has ever recommended this. That's how you know it works.
Normal people don't get huge. Connect the dots.